I thought that when I voted to evict him he would really disappear...
I am on the other hand glad that the 'divers are' out(they must have attended Didier Drogba school of diving) even though I never thought that I would ever support France.
My lawyers would like to inform you that I did not previously play for Southampton, I am not about to sleep with my sister and to clear up the most embarassing accusation of all, I am not about to sign for Ipswich...
Ah the Schweinsteigers. Such a nice family. Come from good breeding stock don't you know. Always such fun at dinner parties too. Do a lot for charity so I've heard, although they don't like to talk about it.
Statistics eh! So far Spain have best goals per game ration of 2.25 from their 4 matches (england's ration is 1.0) and they had 35 shots on goal.(England - 29. so we have more posts on this topic than spain had shots on target.
Henry was the player to commit the most fouls - 20. France and Germany share top spot for the most fouls committed by the team - 125 (so the germans shade this one having played a game less).
Zinedine Zidane is Algerian (or at least his parents are. Claude Makelele is a native of Zaire. Lilian Thuram is from Guadeloupe as is Pascal Chimbonda. Florent Malouda is from French Guiana a frencn enclave in south america, so is technically french. As is Guadeloupe, and thus Thuram & Chimbonda.
Strike me that the frogs are a bit short of quality home grown players. Maybe we shouldn't have given up our colonies quite so easily?
I thought that when I voted to evict him he would really disappear...
ReplyDeleteI am on the other hand glad that the 'divers are' out(they must have attended Didier Drogba school of diving) even though I never thought that I would ever support France.
H.
All I can say is "come on Germany!!!"
ReplyDeleteEmma
H was previously known as G but has recently been promoted.
ReplyDeleteI think he maybe a character created by Ian Fleming and therefore may not really exist...
I'm old enough to remember him when he just little D. My! how's he's grown.
ReplyDeleteIf he goes to "Inbred Town", it means he will have to 'sleep' with his sister...
ReplyDeleteMy lawyers would like to inform you that I did not previously play for Southampton, I am not about to sleep with my sister and to clear up the most embarassing accusation of all, I am not about to sign for Ipswich...
ReplyDeleteLOL... thank gawd for that (on all counts)
ReplyDeleteBy the way - H is not for Hansen.
ReplyDeleteJust to clarify that.
H.
Nor Handsome. Just to clarify that too.
ReplyDeleteBlimey - double figures in reply to a post - and one of the shortest posts ever.
Indeed. I think in future I'll just type 'Ain't Chelsea shit?' and have done with it...
ReplyDeleteWell I appreciate the efforts you go to mate, even if this philistines dont... ;-)
ReplyDeleteAs 13 is unlucky for some, I thought I'd make it 14 (for all the superstitious people out there!)
ReplyDeleteBefore it gets personal and insulting I think it is time to reveal myself - My name is Hekuran, Chris Oakley's colleague.
ReplyDeleteAs you can see 'H' is my initial. I could not be bothered signing up therefore I posted as anonymous.
Cheers
Hekuran 'H'
Flippin Heck! Chris has a colleague?
ReplyDeleteWhat next? Friends? Not when becomes a tractor boy! (desperate attempt to keep the rumour alive)
So the mystery is solved, Chris is going to Ipswich!
ReplyDeleteLets try to get this to
ReplyDeletetriple figures
ReplyDeletebefore the end
ReplyDeleteof the World
ReplyDeleteCup
ReplyDelete!
ReplyDeleteIs 24 an unlucky number?!? :-)
ReplyDeleteno, 23 is though, 2+3+2+3+3=13! Spooky eh!
ReplyDeleteoh no!! (5-2)+(5*2)=13!! Quick somebody!
ReplyDeleteI think I'll just rename this blogsite "Mathematical Equations and Their Relevance to Lucky Omens"... :-)
ReplyDeleteOr unlucky!
ReplyDelete29...
ReplyDelete30!!!
ReplyDeleteThats triple figures!
Well, 3 tens...
3-1 and you now have the Germany Portugal score line!!!!
ReplyDeleteAny other stats we can think of??
What a fantastic goal....and schweinsteigers weren't bad either :-)
ReplyDeleteEmma
Ah the Schweinsteigers. Such a nice family. Come from good breeding stock don't you know. Always such fun at dinner parties too. Do a lot for charity so I've heard, although they don't like to talk about it.
ReplyDeleteStatistics eh!
ReplyDeleteSo far Spain have best goals per game ration of 2.25 from their 4 matches (england's ration is 1.0) and they had 35 shots on goal.(England - 29. so we have more posts on this topic than spain had shots on target.
So by your reckonging, The SomePeopleAreOnThePitch BlogSpot should be in the Final?
ReplyDeleteDefinately!
ReplyDeleteA couple of other stats to mull over.
Henry was the player to commit the most fouls - 20.
France and Germany share top spot for the most fouls committed by the team - 125 (so the germans shade this one having played a game less).
Were any of the French team genuinely French?
ReplyDeleteZinedine Zidane is Algerian (or at least his parents are.
Claude Makelele is a native of Zaire.
Lilian Thuram is from Guadeloupe as is Pascal Chimbonda.
Florent Malouda is from French Guiana a frencn enclave in south america, so is technically french. As is Guadeloupe, and thus Thuram & Chimbonda.
Strike me that the frogs are a bit short of quality home grown players. Maybe we shouldn't have given up our colonies quite so easily?
Have you never heard of the French Foriegn Legion!
ReplyDeleteYes, they're called Arsenal these days.
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