It has recently come to our attention that Adidas, that bastion of sports apparel for so many years, has... well... how can we put it... adopted a corporate policy of giving free hallucinogenics to all its employees.
If you don't believe us, take a look at this shirt currently being worn by French rugby union club Stade Francaise...
It is, we think you'll agree 'different'. And to build on such colourful foundations, Stade Francaise have also adopted this as their 'Third' shirt:
Now before you go and book up that eye test you've been putting off for the last three years, we'd like to point out that Stade Francaise do have a second shirt amongst their repertoire as well, but it's pink and is more conventionally styled than the two above, so we won't concern ourselves with that for now.
So the question remains, what do you think of the above? Whether you like them or not, we happen to think it's going to be the next big thing in football shirt design too. Let's face it, many teams have jumped at the chance to adopt all kinds of new designs in the past, and this could be the leap forward that some clubs have been looking for to get ahead of the rest of the crowd fashion-wise.
It's a bold step by Adidas and one which, we assume, they should be congratulated on for coming up with something so incredibly alternative. The only thing we're not sure about is the effect a rugby player bearing the physique and body weight of a disused coal bunker wearing brown and pink would have on an innocent spectator. We're sure they've already tested that under scientific conditions, though...
Hey, it beats Chelsea's away kit...
ReplyDeleteAh well, considering the new proposal to play away games abroad, this could be the new Man United shirt when they play Preston North End in Honolulu!
ReplyDeleteThey'll look like extras from Blue Hawaii.
ReplyDeleteAll excellent observations, men! Well done!!!
ReplyDeleteThese kits have been around for the past couple of years (and Stade Français - 'Stade' is masculine BTW - have also taken to wearing pink. Far from any development on Adidas' part, it's at the discretion of the club, which like to market itself as a metropolitan rugby team with a dandyish swagger, as opposed to the more macho teams from the south-west.
ReplyDeleteVery interesting, Seanachie. I have to admit, when I heard about the Stade Francaise shirts last week, I thought they'd just been released by Adidas. It was only when I double-checked that I found out I was wrong.
ReplyDeleteGreat to get the background to those shirts from someone who knows about these things - thanks Seanachie!