Today, it's time for Arsene 'Tackles On My Players Are Punishable By Death' Wenger to act as our stooge, so have a look at this and see what springs to mind...
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Is he humming to himself the well known ditty that goes
ReplyDelete"Eduardo - oh-oh-oh-oh,
Eduardo - oh-oh-oh-oh,
he has some silky skills,
and legs like Heather Mills"
Is it?
Wenger tackle puts Invisible Man out for 9 months
ReplyDeleteChallenge "not malicious" says Arsenal boss.
Wenger saying
ReplyDelete"Did I see what?"
"Wanna sweetie little boy?"
ReplyDelete*kicks ball*
Levitating ball trick startles Wenger,
ReplyDeleteWenger loses the 'Im a little tea pot competition'
ReplyDeleteHitler was 'misunderstood' claims Wenger.
ReplyDeleteExclusive : Adidas pioneer boots with 3ft invisible ball balancing stick.
ReplyDeleteTrial proves to be a success.
"Hmmm... whats comes after 'you put your left leg in'?"
ReplyDelete"If I can just get some pom-poms for my shoes, I think I'll be able to pass as a Greek soldier..."
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, I am SOOOO dapper.
ReplyDeleteWenger denies second job in chorus line
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