On the 14th day of Christmas, SPAOTP gave to you... a special gift to help you while away those boringly unending Champions League games on ITV!
Yes, today we bring you a free gift in the form of our ITV Football Bingo Cards. Simply click on the image below, print and cut out the bingo cards, then distribute them amongst yourselves and your family whenever you hear the distant dulcet tones of Clive Tyldesley and Jim Beglin.
The rules are simple. Whenever you hear one of the phrases on your bingo card called out, cross it out. Whoever crosses out all their phrases first wins the game, and if anyone crosses all their phrases within, ooh, 27 minutes, they win a special prize. We don't know what it is, let alone whether it even exists at all, but it's nice to embellish these things to make them sound more interesting.